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Once upon a time unicorns roamed Scotland. Local folklore passed down labeled the unicorn as a dangerous beasts. Perhaps for the games they were known to play or for their mischief all unicorns were ordered chained. Many became prisoners deep in the depths of castles or tethered in the woods. Only released in times of need, to triumph over the lions that terrorized the Scottish people.
The last unicorns went into hiding and only come out when the conditions are right, cautious of man they are truly a rare sight.
NO UNICORNS WERE HARMED AND NO PRINCESSES SACRIFICED